was 09/04/2010 22:16:53 CST
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wesside @ 12/03/2008 13:03:30 CST
what the hexen? that is a creepy song.
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Anon. @ 12/02/2008 22:20:22 CST
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high cool. @ 12/02/2008 09:05:52 CST
i cant believe it.
the warmth is in the ayer.
i think it's kill time.
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Anon. @ 11/30/2008 16:50:00 CST
jinx
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WTF?!? @ 11/29/2008 16:31:53 CST
No wonder the atari 2600 went defunct so fast with craptastic crap like this
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slz @ 11/28/2008 12:00:00 CST
double you tea eff, as if that journey game is real!
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Head of Journey Special Forces @ 11/27/2008 21:47:41 CST
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BMZ post by Russell at 1:54 PM Feb6 '02 @ 11/27/2008 14:54:07 CST
i remember 1998, i remember nagano, i remember them saying "it can't be done"
well as everyone knows i proved them wrong. i showed the world the meaning of being awesome!
it started in the summer of 1997 when i first started cross country skiing, it was quick and easy to learn, i became good in skiing in just 1 day. people were saying i should go to the olympics and showcase my talents. i thought about it on the way home that day from k.p. my destiny had been written that day, there was no turning back. i phoned the canadian olympic alliance when i got home. i asked them how one would try out for the team, they told me the team had already been selected. i told them i was good. they didn't seem to care much. they lady seemed to have a swedish accent. she put me on hold and the waiting music was repeated "my bum is on the swedish, swedish, swedish". finally she came back and asked me what school i went to, i said "i graduated from the school of hard knocks naman" she was all "that kind kind of attitude won't get you anywhere" i was all "stop trippin muthafuckin b-i!" she hung up on me.
the months passed and the games were right around the corner, i hadn't laced up my skates since the first time i laced em up. i decided to walk to nagano! well when i got there it was panda-monium, pandas roamed the streets. everytime i seen a panda i did a killer crossover! the 10k pursuit was juss days away and i still wasn't on the team. i located the hotel where the ski coach was staying, i asked him if i could be on the team and he said yeah. i was hyper. i was actually on the team, he gave me a sweater and toque that said canada on em. it felt very patriotic like mel gibson! at that point i changed my name to mel shamrock le may doan.
i breezed through the prelims and advanced to the final. the moment came, i wanted to medal soo good! and as you all know i won the ultimo-gold medal in the mens 10k pursuit! i was lone-star aka amazed! the ultimo-gold medal was awarded to the champion who most resembles ultimo dragon!
now it's salt lake and i'm not part of the fetivities, i'd like to be there but i was banned from the olympics for failure to attend the sports banquet. oh well it's not like any other oatmeal i've ever seen before.
"everyone is changing, there's no one left that's real
so make up your own ending, and let me know just how you feel"
-swedish secretary-
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Carl Winslow @ 11/27/2008 09:53:01 CST
i heard BROKUNMINDZ is making a comeback...
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Michael Winslow @ 11/26/2008 09:13:49 CST
Incredible.
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danny mcgonza @ 11/24/2008 16:05:42 CST
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Bullshit Caller. @ 11/24/2008 15:10:55 CST
Perverted Little Shits! How stupid do you think women are? BULLLSHIIIIT!
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Anond @ 11/24/2008 13:18:29 CST
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Armand @ 11/24/2008 01:49:53 CST
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sealed bag of hopia @ 11/23/2008 19:30:59 CST
oh man, im sluggish from all the goat meat.
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The Game @ 11/21/2008 17:58:28 CST
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Anon. @ 11/19/2008 16:45:05 CST
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Anon. @ 11/19/2008 01:19:57 CST
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Armand @ 11/16/2008 01:57:45 CST
You fucking asshole!
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boner @ 11/14/2008 23:23:20 CST
cough cough cough sniff.
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Mont @ 11/13/2008 18:43:04 CST
This is how we do it! Sha nana na na heyy yeyyyy!!
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Ush @ 11/13/2008 00:27:35 CST
Making love until the sun comes up. Baybeh!!! I just want to take it nice and sloooow. Nowtellmewhatchuwannado!!!
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caller @ 11/12/2008 22:40:25 CST
i've been waiting for this for soooo long.
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Nov 11 @ 11/11/2008 19:13:20 CST
Today is Remembrance Day. Lest we forget.
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never heard about it til now @ 11/10/2008 23:39:50 CST
john ham's john hams. the ham you can eat in the bathroom.
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